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Below are the 17 most recent journal entries recorded in rapedape's LiveJournal:

Tuesday, February 26th, 2008
9:28 pm
RAM availability?
Does anyone have the old issues of RAM on their harddrives? The website has been down for some time, and I only have issues 1 and 5. I'd really like to read the rest of them.

I'd be happy to send 1 and 5 to anyone who wants them.


Edit: Thanks to the much appreciated benificence of erajia, I now have issues 1-5. Anyone have issues 6-8 (or higher, if there were more)?
Tuesday, August 16th, 2005
10:51 am
Some of you may remember my Russian friend Igor ("Aryeh ben Naphtali") who wrote the Mezuzah Chronicles for Raped Ape Magazine and ran the Flash Revived mailing list for us war/peace theorists. I must take this moment to share that he was killed in Iraq.

His daughter passed this along today:

Today is father's 50th birthday; July 20th we received confirmatrion of his
death in Iraqi mountains this March (he was there on some obscure mission
with a team hunting a gang on local bandits - we still do not know his exact
position with the team; no official information, but some say that he was
there as a paramilitary team leader, while others insist that he was but a
reporter writing about the events).

Those who drink - please do, just to remember him.


As Father liked to write and say,

Live long and prosper (accompanied by the Startrek gesture)
Tuesday, July 19th, 2005
10:54 am
This just in:

Air in the Paragraph Line #10 is now live and ready to order.

Jon Konrath got the proof, and he says it looks excellent.
With 170 pages at $9.99, it is pretty affordable given the amount of writing in there.
There are 14 stories plus the introduction and contributor list, and all of it is top-notch.
We are all excited about it, so take yourself a peek on lulu:


And we hope you enjoy the zine!

rumored: http://www.rumored.com/aitpl
Sunday, March 20th, 2005
10:13 pm
Welcome to Raped Ape Magazine’s 9th edition.

a r t i c l e s ( a n d s t u f f )
Greetings Readers by Sergeant Zeno
Notes from the Plane by Disgruntled Goat
Linda’s Corner Barber Shop by mls71
Slurpee Dreams by Jon Konrath
Self-Help for Women by Didi
Greed for Wealth by Commissar of Hargeysa
p o e t r y
Boomtown by Daver
Empty Room by Lady Chelsea
Reliquary by M Scarlett
Cruet by Sergeant Zeno
Lamentations on Lust by Benjamin Kay aka Lance Poleworthy
f i c t i o n
The Secret in the Old Cookie Jar by Lady Chelsea
Curds and Whey by Cherie Priest
The Vault by Sergeant Zeno
Personal Purgatory by Xyon
Taste of Heaven by J.B. Kristensen
The Purple Water Fountain by Sergeant Zeno

You can download the MS Word file here:
Friday, February 18th, 2005
7:51 pm
Greetings subscribers,

It is a few months overdue, but here is issue number eight.
There is some good stuff in here, so make sure you open it up, print it, and put it next to the toilet for those peaceful moments.

Read the regular issue here http://home.comcast.net/~impmope/RAM8.htm
Or get the MS Word document here http://home.comcast.net/~impmope/RAM8.doc
Or go to the homepage http://www.rapedape.com

Here is what is in store for you:

a r t i c l e s ( a n d s t u f f )
Greetings Readers by Sergeant Zeno
Gambling, Addiction and Dying in Vain by Paul Roasberry
Procrastination by mls71
Goat’s Travel Tips by Disgruntled Goat
Spiderman 2 by Citizen Ted
Car Culture by John Dollard
Tell Me a Story About the Devil by Jon Konrath

p o e t r y
A Piece of Nothingness by Lady Chelsea
Quarter by M Scarlett
Time Wonders by J London

f i c t i o n
Cinderella When by Cherie Priest
Something by mls71
Dreaming Wasteland by SeanMike

As always, please send your comments. They are appreciated.

Thank you,

Tuesday, November 16th, 2004
10:15 am
November and December
I am currently trying to escape Djibouti and the grips of East Africa.

I have all the goods for the next issue of RAM, but I may not get it all together until mid-December.

Please, submit any stories you would like included if you haven't done so!

Wednesday, October 6th, 2004
4:56 pm
Here is RAM Number Seven!
Better late than never.


a r t i c l e s ( a n d s t u f f )
Greetings Readers by Sergeant Zeno
Minivan People by John Dollard
Jelly Rolls by Deliverer
Mezuzah Adventures part VI by Aryeh ben Naphtali

p o e t r y
Burial Rites by M Scarlett
Today by J London
Staves by Manabatt
Belfry by Sergeant Zeno
Oh Darling by Jherek Carnelian

f i c t i o n
Jesus and a Firefighter by Qedrakmar
Zombie by SeanMike
The Secret Cremation by Sergeant Zeno
The Sentence by Lazy Eight
Ghostwriter by SeanMike

Enjoy the stories. I sure did.

Wednesday, September 15th, 2004
10:12 am
I apologize for the inconvenience, but rapedape.com is not working (my host schwag.org) has gone MIA, and I haven't been able to contact the owner for a week.

If anyone wants a copy of RAM#6 which was released three weeks ago, just let me know.

Monday, September 6th, 2004
1:13 pm
Welcome to this month's version of RAM, now in HTML for my sister's reading pleasure!


f i c t i o n
Merging Traffic Must Yield by SeanMike
Little Miss Green Eyes by Xyon
Sports by Lazy Eight
Solace by Devlocke
Another Drink by Deliverer

Have you ever heard of Anya Sail?
Have you ever seen an Ole Miss football game?
Have you ever visited Charlottesville, Virginia?

There is a common thread in the stories from our authors.
I do hope you enjoy them!


Current Mood: ecstatic
Monday, August 2nd, 2004
3:20 pm

Raped Ape Magazine #5

Rated R

This month's contributors:
Casey, ansat, Daver, Gianni Bologna, J London, jeffjustin, jkonrath, porcelaingoddes, Lazy Eight, djtselliot13, mope, srass, zeno


There were a few of you omitted who I normally publish, but time contraints and heavy duty work patterns in Djibouti have kept me from using my usual diligence in putting together the zine. I promise that RAM#6 will have a special surprise.

Friday, July 9th, 2004
12:33 pm

I s s u e # 4

is now available

Featuring work by:

Head Chops:
Sergeant Zeno

Floor Chops:

ASCII Chops:

Residual Aftermath:
Aryeh ben Naphtali
Far Away Points
Gianni Bologna
J London
John Dollard
Jon Konrath
Lady Chelsea
Lazy Eight
Sergeant Zeno


Tuesday, June 1st, 2004
7:03 pm

I s s u e # 3

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(special ascii fish edition)
is now available

Featuring work by:

Editor Sergeant Zeno
Grammatician Mope
ASCII Artist Casey
Aryeh ben Naphtali
Crux Ansata
Gianni Bologna
J London
Jeff Justin
John Dollard
Jon Konrath
Lazy Eight
M. Scarlett
Nikolai Kingsley
Sergeant Zeno


Current Mood: creative
Monday, May 17th, 2004
6:08 pm
Hint: It's Red
Does this remind you of anything???

A Nice Morning DriveCollapse )
Saturday, May 1st, 2004
9:51 pm

The second issue of Raped Ape is now available here:

Featuring work by:
ansat, Aryeh ben Naphtali, Casey, Citizen Ted, erajia, qedrakmar, jeffjustin, Jenn London, John Dollard, jkonrath, mope, porcelaingoddes, Lazy Eight, djtseliot13, zeno, annie_lennox, valdorgassel, Wango138, and xxxjoel </i>

Those of you already on the mailing list will receive the 130kb file via email.

Feel free to encourage others to read the ezine and write for us if you wish!
Thursday, April 1st, 2004
11:45 am

The first issue of Raped Ape is now available here:

Featuring work by:
Andi Retti, ansat, Casey, DC, DC, Destitute Cowgirl, erajia, Jeff Justin, Jherek Carnelian, John Dollard, jkonrath, mope, porcelaingoddes, zeno, Shodan, Ted Rosen, the_carrot, valdorgassel, Xyon, Wango138

I do ask that all of you try to read every bit of this first issue of rapedape. If you don't like one story, then skip to the next one. If you don't like the magazine, then don't ever read it again.

But if you do find that you like it, I respectfully request that you send your best regards and appreciation to the authors who appeal to you. Each has their contact information at the end of the magazine.

Those of you already on the mailing list will receive the 150kb file via email.

Feel free to encourage others to read the ezine and write for us if you wish!
Tuesday, March 30th, 2004
6:01 pm
Stay tuned
The first issue of Raped Ape is just around the corner.

Here is the lineup of authors:

Andi Retti
Aryeh ben Naphtali
Crux Ansata
Destitute Cowgirl
Jeff Justin
Jherek Carnelian
John Dollard
Jon Konrath
Lady Chelsea
Sergeant Zeno
Ted Rosen
The Carrot
Tuesday, March 23rd, 2004
4:21 pm
First Issue Due End of March 2004
Why did I want to make this a community?
I dunno.
There probably won't be much posted here, but it is something to do.


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